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damnthatswhack:

Chemistry Pick-Up Lines Are My Forte
(EatLiver)

THIS IS AMAZING!!!! I would date anyone who used this line of me. rofl xDDD
brozbeforehoes:

Can we get this circulating?

ROFL!! YES!

almightycows:

neppto:

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THEY’RE SELLING WHAT?

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“I CAN’T HEAR YOU!”

THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE!”

THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE?”

“YEAH!”

     “I remember when they first invented chocolate…I always HATED IT!”

(Source: ernestopalaciosss)

THIS! <3 <3
OH MY GOD! I felt so bad in the beginning and then…and then I was like, “HOLY SHI—-“
HAHA! That’s so cute!
ROFL
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