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damnthatswhack:

Chemistry Pick-Up Lines Are My Forte
(EatLiver)

THIS IS AMAZING!!!! I would date anyone who used this line of me. rofl xDDD
brozbeforehoes:

Can we get this circulating?

ROFL!! YES!
Awww.
This will be me next year.

almightycows:

neppto:

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THEY’RE SELLING WHAT?

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“I CAN’T HEAR YOU!”

THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE!”

THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE?”

“YEAH!”

     “I remember when they first invented chocolate…I always HATED IT!”

(Source: ernestopalaciosss)

girly-shitt:

This is now the most popular thing I have ever made.…ok. 

When I sing…

laugh-addict:

at home:

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when my favorite song  play on the radio:

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in the shower:

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in the computer:

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if someone  asks me to sing:

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YES

(Source: fuckyeahporta)

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